William F. Buckley, the father of modern conservatism, died last year. Good riddance, I say. Check out this hilarious vintage clip of Buckley debating one of my favorite authors, Gore Vidal at the 1968 Democratic Convention. You won’t have so much fun listening to two mid-Atlantic accented, uber-intellectual children of rich people fight ever again.

“I’ll sock you in the goddamn face and you’ll stay plastered!”

Leave it to the FOX’s “Cops” to show us the seedy underbelly of America. Over the last 20 years (20 years! What the fuck?!) “Cops” has been the best source for televised white trash since they cancelled “Hee Haw.”

In this clip, which strangely parallels the Terry (Nick Swardson) sketches on “Reno 911!,” some Albuquerque police officers respond to an disorderly conduct. The culprit? One very irritable tranny named Steven. “Excuse my beauty!” he scoffs at the cops after begging them to set him free. If I were them, I’d listen. I couldn’t stand listening to this guy in the back of my car.

Remember that “Seinfeld” where Jerry’s dentist Tim converts to Judaism just for the jokes? Sometimes I wish I was Catholic, just so I could make Catholic jokes (not like not being Catholic has stopped from carping about pedophiliac priests). I guess this video from FAIL Blog will have to do…

It is with great reservations that I post this video. I’m usually not a fan of these gay boys teasing you online while getting half naked and dancing to supremely shitty music, but the ending here will have you falling out of your seat. Or at least smirking.

It’s the weekend and someone somewhere is going camping, I’m sure. I wouldn’t be caught dead going out into the woods, sleeping under the stars, or shitting in a hole, but I do know there are people who like apparently enjoy this pastime. Check out the above video of David Wain, Michael Ian Black, and Michael Showalter, otherwise known as Stella fend for themselves in the woods. In this clip that predates their short lived Comedy Central series, Paul Rudd joins them in their search for all natural hot dogs followed by a sentimental moment to some James Taylor. Have a nice weekend.

With the December 9th DVD release of “The Dark Knight” in mind, I take you back to a simpler time. A time when the Joker wasn’t a ruthless, disfigured psycho-killer who unsuspectingly takes his victims by brutal means, such as the infamous pencil trick. A time when instead, the Joker was a slap happy clown who kind of reminds you of that really irritating, over the top gay who always laughs too loud and starts shrieking about the most trivial of matters. (You know who you are).

This Joker wasn’t into causing wide spread terror and mass murder so much as he was into defacing public and private property, taunting foes through verse and song, putting down rich people in an art class he’s teaching, challenging Batman to a surfing contest, and, perhaps worst of all, nefariously throwing fish at Batman, Robin, and the Gotham PD. Ummm… well, he did attempt intergalactic domination once.

Watch all of that and more in the above collection of outlandish Joker clips from the camp classic “Batman” television series. FUN FACT: If you look really closely, you can see actor Cesar Romero’s mustache hidden beneath layers of white pancake makeup. Romero refused to shave his mustache for the part.

And they wonder why kids grow up to do drugs.

This is a bit stale right now, but I loves me my fleeting expletives. Watch as when Mike Barnicle leans forward as if he might be able to catch Joe’s “fuck” in the air before the couple thousand people watching “Morning Joe” will hear it.

And more importantly, why didn’t I know about this until now? YouTube is chock full of these wonderful women bloopers. Women bloopers — they had me at the name. The one and a half minutes of pure joy that ensue are just icing on the cake.

Wait a minute. Now that I think about it, women bloopers was a show on FOX. I think it was called “The O.C.”